yo tengo frustraciones!

They are those moments throughout the day that, if you took a step back and watched yourself, in a freeze- frame Zach Morris kinda way, you would probably get a kick out of yourself. It really is funny, although at the time, your beet red with frustration and feel more like spitting nails than spewing giggly rainbows. For me, its our door that my blessed father, who ironically is in construction, put up backwards. I usually have about five arm loads of crap clenched in my stressed out, ashy fingers as I try to enter my house. Because our screen door opens backwards there is about a two inch space to squeeze my obnoxiously large keychain (which includes five mysterious keys and a rusted clip on bottle of mace) to unlock the door. I usually balance my five loads of crap in my right arm while twisting my left wrist to open the door. I dread unlocking that blasted door everytime I get home.

Here's a small list of frustrating everyday things:

1. Untimely allergy attacks
2. Folding fitted sheets
3. Untimely allergy attack while folding fitted sheets
4. Dry hands that "pick" at soft fabric (agh!)
5. Walking to and from the beach *esp with too much gear... cooler, chair, towels, unnecessary oils etc)
6. Being genuinely angry while having the hiccups (nobody takes you serious when you have the hiccups)

Feel free to add on, what is that one or two or too many things that just frustrate you during your day. Think about it, write about it, and then you'll most likely laugh about it.