catfish bangs

We've all seen it. We all most likely have tried it if not sported it with pride. I'm talking about the catfish bangs...

CATFISH BANGS STANDARDS:

!. two strands of hair must cascade down either side of face

2. the mysterious immobility of the bangs is acheived with some mousse or gel (size of a pearl)

3. they must be unnaturally placed, and taper at the bottom (a point if you will)

4. best accompanied with a stretchy black choker and dark lip liner

5. the victim's countenance must be that of, "yeah whateva"

6. the victim must often run fingers down each "bang" ensuring an authentic catfish whisker look

7. stonewashed jeans are encouraged

8. victim might store extra mousse in an optional fanny pack to slick down those irritating fly aways

9. feeling saucy? dress it up with a tiara!

10. once you have mastered the catfish bangs, one might strive for catfish sideburns... same rules apply however, the "whisker" originates at the hairline in front of the ear...


OK so what do yall think would dress up some catfish bangs??? Have you ever seen people rock it??? Mabe you'll take notice and have a newfound respect for this rare breed...