Contrary to popular opinion, peg legs aren't so bad. In fact, they're quite useful. Here is a list of all the ways a peg leg would make your day brighter.
1. You might look like a pirate... everyone secretly loves pirates... including parrots. ARG
2. You're baking cookies, its time to roll out that dough. "Where is the rolling pin"!? One might ask... well, look down.
3. Hopscotch... draw your own conclusions.
4. Sidewalk chalk? Sharpen that puppy up, dip in some lead.... a giant pencil.
5. "Peg Leg" it rhymes... it has a nice ring to it. So original. "Here comes peg leg"
FEEL free to add to the list... I'm so curious.
7 comments:
You are so funny!
you will always have a stick to roast your marshmallow with!
YES. or you could discipline an unruly child with a gentle round house kick to the rear.
Your shoe budget would be cut by half.
hahaha. YOU WOULD. good one
Sharpen up that bad boy and you have community clean up in the bag. Think of all the trash that you could pick up on the side of the road! A built in cane for your limp?? Could be counter productive though--- You always have a fishing pole, a place to drip dry laundry, a dipstick to check your oil, a ball bat, cricket bat, the list of uses goes on and on. Love you, Aunt Kim
Wonder which side of the fam you get your wicked sense of humor?????
It immediately rules out the nickname "crutchy"
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