I mean, I get it but... really? Let's hear the worst jokes you could possibly drop at an airport security checkpoint. I will award a wonderful prize to the best one... bring it on fair bloggers
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- bEka
- i'm beka. i have an older sister and brother. i have a younger sister and brother. i love them all in descending order of age (sorry Reed). i suppose i'm in that funny "find yourself" phase, so when i figure myself out... then i can adequately fill out the "About Me" section
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We were in the Orlando airport in line at security. The guy behind us was on his cell phone and kept saying "that's the bomb dude, that's the bomb." Umm, maybe you would prefer a different choice of words??
OOo Ooo. I have to get Libby Selle to tell her story. Basically, she and Dave got detained at LAX for a day and are still under FBI survail. (years after the fact) because of a joke she made. Something about a certain brand of chips being so spicy hot that they may explode on the flight.
Hmmm... I have some crazy airport stories. I'll have to think.
Brett and Michelle Campbell picking me up in Florida after being in 12 different states! Hmmm... It's NO JOKE, but still funny.
Ummm. Ambien is def. NOT a good idea near an airport! I would get arrested for sure.
I don't know about jokes but I told security ( a big italian guy) to shut it! We argued like 5 year olds! "No! you shut it! Whatever." Come over and get your Christmas gift!
You can get your diaper bag checked faster if you tell them to be careful of the dirty bomb in there...
Is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Rockin Christmas letter. I only wish we were one of the 8 families to receive the ghetto santa version.
ummm...never tell this joke to a TSA agent:
person 1: "What do you yell to your grannie as she hobbles down the terminal to get onto her plane?"
person 2:"i don't know, what?"
person 1: "Bombs away!!!"
stupid, i know.
I agree - your Christmas letter rocked! So when are you going to write full time, huh?
You need to start posting more often - your fans are restless.
Lets try to do coffee soon, K?
yes! i'm down for coffee... let me know what day works best for you, this week is free for me
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